Remal Prestwich
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So, Ramal, as indirectly touched on above, is a BYOB restaurant. On top of that they don’t even charge you corkage. So, you can show up with as much booze as you like and open it yourself without any cost etc. Ramal even supply wine glasses and probably even a bottle opener if you need it.
And as we all know, booze is primarily what makes eating out expensive and how most venues generate the bulk of their money. That £22 bottle of wine probably costs the venue about £5 and opening it requires a lot less labour cost than cooking your dinner does. So, you can pop to Bargain Booze next door and grab 2 bottles of sugar-loaded Yellowtail for £14 a head, which is exactly what much of the dining room had clearly done, as referenced in the ambiance section of this blurb.
And for some reason unknown to us, possibly due to a minor mix up with bookings when we initially landed, which I'll come to later, our starters and one side were taken off the bill. So the bill for the evening was a mere £46.40. It's quite simply outragiously good value, even without the mysteriously comped stuff. |
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I honestly have nothing to moan about here. Great value across the menu with no corkage charge, and no added service charge either hence we popped on a £13.60 tip to say thanks for the unexplained comped dishes and a generally underpriced dinner. The old objective scorecard prevents me from giving this a 5 star, but in truth, the experience deserved it.
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Service  |
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We arrived to find a mini-queue in the door area, with a clear air of frustration from some of said line. We checked in and were loosely told that our booking, which was made via phone using just a first name, a common one at that, had been taken already by somebody with the same name even though we arrived bang on time. So we had to wait for 5 minutes until a table came up, amidst other queuers with far less manners/patience than us who were in a similar predicament. No biggie at all. It happens right?
Things were handled well though and we were given a nice seat in the posher upstairs space, but the minor hassle on arrival is the only explanation for the free starters, not that it was needed.
The rest of service was handled wonderfully. Everyone was polite, nothing was too much hassle, staff felt like they genuinely cared about our experience and the whole style of service was akin to being invited into your mate's house for dinner. Sadly none of my mates can cook Middle Eastern food like this, but Middle Eastern hospitality is widely considered to be some of the best in the world for good reason. |
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Online booking would be a nice addition as the phone booking system did feel a bit disorganised and possibly didn't help with the frustrated queue either.
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Food & Drink  |
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We started light with Remal's Mutabel (£5.20), a dip comprised of roasted peppers and aubergine, mashed to form a paste and then finished with yoghurt, tahini, garlic and lemon. It carried a wonderfully varied texture along with huge smoky flavours, served with a more than ample trio of freshly baked homemade pita breads, which were superlative. Fluffy, light, loaded with flavour, served hot. The price charged would have been fine just for the bread, let alone the dip which they supposedly accompanied.
Spinach and Cheese Bourak (£4.95) were a dish which is bound to please the masses, and will invoke comforting familiarities with everyone's favourite Indian snack. Triangular wraps of spring roll pasty, heartily filled with properly seasoned spinach and cheese and then fried to a satisfying crisp. Simple tasty cooking.
As a third starter/transition course to the mains, Lahm B'ajeen (£7.95), which translates as 'meat on dough' was outstanding. Reminiscent of a Turkish Pide, these are baked in house and clearly a labour of absolute love. I wont go off on one too much, but amidst all the Stars and posh places, this and the Mutabel are amongst the most delicious things we've eaten in Manchester all year. Next time you're eating out, go for a Lahm B'ajeen, not a pizza. Your life may well change.
Onto the mains and the Lamb Chops (£16.95) were sensational. A hefty portion of 6 grass fed chops, marinated expertly then grilled over charcoaled-driven flame to a delicate pink. They were supremely tender, obviously from a very dilligent farmer and served with a side of rice which whilst being delicious, we slightly neglected in favour of the meat. Shame on us. |
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Chef's Spicy Mix (£16.95) was in essence a mixed grill containing chunks of skewered chicken, more generous cubes of spicier chicken and also some delicately spiced lamb kofte. Everything was beyond tasty and revealed signs of expert grilling. I'd even go as far as to say that the protein's cooking perhaps exceeded that of our visit to Berenjak earlier in the year. Our chosen/included side of Remal's 'chips', which are actually more like sautéed potato slices, did their job nicely and felt more proper and a bit more cultured than plain old frozen fries anyway in fairness.
Arabic Salad (£4.20) was functional and generous in portion size, adding the balance needed to such meat and carb-focused mains. Im not sure what was Arabic about it, but hey. It was no fuss, tasty, and served its purpose of adding lightness and freshness to the platter of dishes.
Mujadara Rice (£4.50) was an added side which to be honest, we 100% didn’t need as rice and 'chips' were included with both our mains. But this is one of my favourite rice dishes in the world and one which I regularly prep at home. Cumin scented rice mixed with lentils and crispy onions, always delivers the kind of comforting one bowl hug that you'd associate with say a mac & cheese or fried rice. But this is more elegant than them both, and a total must try. Remal's was a winner, as much as a heavier ratio of lentils to rice is my preference.
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I was bestowed with wine picking duty on this particular evening so perhaps predictably took along some current vintage Chateau Musar, which admittedly wasn’t nearly old enough to enjoy at anywhere near its prime. But still, it's the quintessential Lebanese red and felt suitably tied-in and of course boujee enough to enjoy with such a festive Lebanese feast. Had I shown up with 2 bottles of Yellowtail from Bargain Booze, as per all the tables flanking us, the Editor would probably have punched me in the throat before I'd even removed their screw caps.
We were full at this point and could easily have seen out the evening with our wine, but since Xmas loomed on the horizon we decided to get the pre-diabetes elevated ahead of time with a Kunafah (£4.50). It's a dish which evokes memories of evening dessert bars in Istanbul for me, where I first discovered the dish many moons ago. Following a year that's seen Tiramisu become obscenely overused, hopefully in 2026 more people will catch onto the brilliance of Kunafah/Kunefe/Kunafa as a dish, despite its inconsistent English spellings.
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However….. Both mains were stellar but could be lifted with the addition of a little ramekin of garlic/herb or even a mild chilli-based sauce. Full sized dips are on the menu seperately sure, but just a little pot please......
The salad was massively overdressed and was literally swimming in dressing once you dug into it. Less and more when it comes to dressing. The clue is in the name. Coated, not bathed.
And the Kunafah was very unusual. It was nothing like I've eaten a million times in both Türkiye or during my time living in the Middle East, which is fine as new is good. But there was a total lack of cheese/cream, neglecting the usual contrast of salty and sweet along with the satisfying cheese pull that the dish is famous for, instead just being a mass of unbalanced sweetness. Maybe it was a regional variety that I've not yet tried until now and cheese isn't stated on the menu blurb in fairness, but either way it just wasn’t for me.
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Overall  |
I've wanted to visit Remal for years. Literally everyone I talk to who lives in Prestwich has relayed only great things about it, so if you add that to the fact that my death row dinner would be a plate of charcoal grilled meats and freshly baked flatbreads, it's a travesty that it's taken until now for this visit to be fitted in.
But the quality of cooking was superb with nuances that you don’t expect to find in such a humble operation. Special note goes to the lovely bread offering which is clearly made with bags of skill and love. Portion sizes also defy logic too. We took away about half of our mixed grill along with some some rice, when the staff so readily offered a takeaway tub during clear downs; a clear sign that doggy bags are the norm here. It only makes the value for money even more bonkers.
Sure, the elevated gaggle of leathered tables treating it as a free post meal bar were a bit irritating, but then it was likely also their Xmas parties too and not everyone is a slightly stuck up, generally mild mannered, middle-aged Musar-drinking bah humbug, as I proudly am.
But it didn’t detract from my enjoyment at all. In fact I'll be back soon, and at these prices why not just go on a random Wednesday evening because you can't be bothered to cook, or because it’s comparably priced to a takeaway? I might even go with the flow and grab that bottle of Yellowtail Jammy Red from next door too. |
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